HP April Fool's List

[annafugazzi]

Right, so here's the list of all the HP April Fool's entries. Looking back, I wish I'd also included the Medium Used, because there were such a lot of original ones there. As in, not just pen and ink and pencil crayons but knitting, chocolate, crayola, and cheese.

Yes, cheese.

ETA: Hey, what do you know, I decided to make it include the Medium Used after all. I have mentioned that I used to code HTML for a living, right? That, and I'm a bit of an obsessive geek.

Anyway, if you wanted to go take a look, here they are. Feel free to try to figure out which one was mine. Also, please don't take the little hearts as anything other than an indication of stuff I found cute.

Huge Table

Title	Medium Used	Pairing	Rating	Warning(s)	Summary
Exit Stage Left	Photoshop	Ron/Hermione, Harry	Hard R	Voyeurism	Ron and Hermione go to the theatre and get... distracted.
The Inner Eye Knows Best	Pencil, oil pastels and Photoshop.	Sybill Trelawney/Viktor Krum (sort of)	PG	None, unless you count my abysmal drawing skills.	Crystal gazing.
"I don't do shorts"	colored pencil, fabric	Draco/Ginny, minor cameo by Peter Pettigrew	R for nudity	Voyeurism, if you squint.	Ginny discovers something about Draco's clothing preferences
I'm Soooo Cold... Finally	Pencil drawing colored by Photobucket's photo editing program.	Tonks/Charlie	PG-13 for nudity (no bits) and language ♥♥♥	They could be anywhere from 15 to 19, I leave it up to the viewer.	Never bet against a Weasley when sheer bravado is on the line... unless you're a Tonks.
Can I Get a Hallelujah?"	bento!	Snape/Giant Squid	NC-17	bestiality, comeshot & inkshot, uncurbed enthusiasm	The students are gone for holidays and the pair of longing lovers can at last reunite in the sunlight. Doesn't that deserve a Hallelujah? I think it does.
You Love Him, Don't You?	pencil/some pc manipulation	Sev/Harry, Voldemort/Ginny	PG-13	Planned forced bonding (doesn't happen!)	Minerva has delivered Harry and Ginny to Voldemort to fulfill his "plans". Harry, Snape and Ginny have planned for this possibility.
You Had a Busy Night?	digital art	Draco/Hermione	PG-13, ♥♥♥	Mentions of Leather	Draco and Hermione run into each other in London one evening.
People Are Strange (looking?)	Pencil Sketch	Snape/Hermione	G	Bad drawing.	Snape glowers and Hermione has fuzzy hair...
I Laugh In The Face of Danger	pencil, felt tip markers and a bit of Paint Shop Pro	Sirius/Lily and James (or Sirius/Lily/James if you want to imagine James is about to join in) with cameos by Moaning Myrtle and the Giant Squid	R/NC-17	naked bits and naked tits?	Sirius shows his brave Gryffindor side to Lily in the Prefects Bath
Damn The Man!	Illustrated Poem!	Harry/Luna, Snape	PG-13 ♥♥♥	Drinking, hand job against a wall in a club, voyeurism, exhibitionism, Harry in a skirt and boots, very tenuous connection of title to content (I tried, I really did! They wanted it to go this way, though, and I couldn't stop them), terrible art (for serious, it is photoshopped Barbies, I'm so sorry, I just can't draw at all), not canon	Harry and Luna go to a (probably goth) club and get a little over excited, someone gets to watch.
Be vewy, vewy quiet...	Wacom tablet, Photoshop CS4	Harry/Severus	PG	none	7 minutes in heaven.
Luna L. Lovegood - LEFTHANDED!	markers and pen	Luna Lovegood only	♥♥♥	none	...
Imaginaaation	pencil, photoshop, stock images (part 1); colored pencils and crayons (part 2)	Fenrir, his mum, Random people, and voyeur!Kingsley	PG-13	sex, sillyness (sort of), masturbation, voyeurism	When Fenrir's mum told him to "imagine his future for daddy," she didn't think he'd come up with what he did. Years later, Kingsley goes to visit everyone's favorite werewolf in his cell. What he sees surprises him, but what he doesn't see might excite him.
"I'm not brave in bed?"	Pencil, watercolour pencils	Harry/Snape	R	Nudity	Harry ventures into Slytherin territory.
Follow the Butterflies...	digital	Luna/Draco	NC-17	hair pulling	Luna rides more than thestrals
About Last Night...	Mixed media, including Microsoft Paint, Microsoft WordArt and shameless tracing of Google Image search results.	George/Lee, Ron, Neville	PG ♥♥♥	Wheezes?	"So should we tell them the Gurdyroots were stale and last night's batch of Hearts had no more effect than a placebo?" ::snigger:: "I vote we tell them tomorrow."
The British are Coming!	Graphite pencil	Snape/Harry	NC17	wanking, dress up	I think the title says it all in more ways than one.
You Lied To Me	Pens and pencilcrayons	Hermione, Sirius	G ♥♥♥	Bestiality	...
It’s mostly harmless …	Stippling with .7 mm R-2 (ink and paper)	Snape/Harry	PG ♥♥♥	creepy twisting of canon promises	Snape promised Lily he’d watch over her boy. Always.
The More the Merrier	pencil and MS paint	Sirius/Remus	NC-17	Wall Sex	Remus and Sirius just can't wait
I look like a diseased lemon	Watercolours and pensil	Gilderoy Lockhart, implied pervy Snape	NC-17 ♥♥♥	bad art!, DH compliant including the Epilogue (at least as I intend it, object penetration, implied voyeurism, implied chan	Some people while annoying and absolutely intolerable during interaction, could be quite enticing and welcome under different circumstances.
Yeah, I'm Listening...	Alternative Medium of COOKIES	Voldemort/Bellatrix/Lucius	PG-13 ♥♥♥	Sexual situations and bloodplay.	Voldemort, Bellatrix and Lucius take a day off and go out and about.
Ouch!	colored pencil	Tonks, Bill Weasley, Neville Longbottom	G	none	Tonks gets a surprise when she flirts with Neville.
Purple	number 2 pencil, photoshop	Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, Albus Dumbledore, assorted unfortunate Hogwarts students.	NC-17	Semi-public sex, exhibitionism, twinkling Dumbedore.	Severus simply must have his coffee and Remus must have his breakfast.
Thought I Told You	pencil, pen & crayola (no joke, i used an 8 pack of crayons!)	Ron/Hermione	G	nada	Hermione wants to spend her day off doing house work. Ron has other ideas.
Baby Got Back	Gingerbread	Ron/Draco	R	Erect (and burnt) cocks, images of ejaculation, full frontal nudity.	Draco is instantly aroused by nudist Ron and his magnificent ginger buttocks.
I like chocolate milk	PSP - Digital painting	George, Ron (with cameo by wee!Fred)	G ♥♥♥	DH complaint so characters who are dead in canon are dead here.	Even the little things remind George of what's he's lost.
I love your cream sauce	Fic! 5311 words	Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Hermione Granger if you blink	NC -17	Smut, slash, crossing dressing, teacher/student, chan - 16, Desk sex, wall sex.	Harry Potter has been cheeky to his Potions Master and he will sever a detention with Severus Snape that will not be soon forgotten.
Once. You.	scanned sketch modified with Gimp	Scorpius/Rose	G ♥♥♥	...	Sometimes Scorpius and Rose like to sneak out and play Knock-The-Other-Off-A-Broom. But sometimes they get distracted.
True Love	Pencil and paper, composited and coloured in GIMP	Charlie/Neville	PG-13 ♥♥♥	None	Two men sharing and intimate moment, thinking of the things they truly love: each other and... well, see for youself ;-)
Tender is the Night	pencil & water color pencil	Snarry	PG13 or R	None	Harry and Severus have a kind of quietly intense yet tender moment in bed (you can pretend if it's before or after any action starts!)
Accio Chocolate Hogwarts	chocolate	Remus, Sirius, the giant squid, thestrals	G ♥♥♥	May induce chocolate and or cake cravings :D	:This cake is not a lie, it is chocolate.
I Could Do it in My Sleep	Photoshop	Ginny/Luna	R	slight D/s, blindfolds, corsets, nudity, (implied) spanking.	Ginny's been a bad. bad girl (Tsk, tsk!) - whatever will Luna do with her?
I made an early night....	cheese	Harry/Ron	NC-17	cheese	Ron has been away on a Dangerous Mission... absence makes the heart grow fondue, and Harry drags him straight off to bed… curd your enthusiasm, Harry - Caerphilly does it... still, of course they have a Gouda time… it was a Feta ccompli....
I don't believe in you	hand sewn dolls: fiberfill, fabric, yarn, string, embroidery floss, and a bit of a fake plant.	Neville Longbottom /Severus Snape	PG-13	shirtless! teacher/student, viney plants	Neville has ingested a magical plant that transformed his fear into lust, and plans to use the Devil's Snare to entrap the Potions Master. Severus is pretending he is elsewhere.
Hum Bug!	pens and pencils and crayons and markers, oh my!	Harry/Charlie	NC-17 (for teeny little peen!)	sex toys!	Ceiling Cat watches you fuck... And approves!
"Does my bum look big in this?"	Knifty Knitty Flower Loom, "I Love This Yarn"'s Peaches and Cream, Snow White, and Candy Apple Red; Bernet's Smoke Fun Fur and a pipe cleaner. *g*	Harry/Draco	PG-13 ♥♥♥	BDSM, Full frontal nudity, but no actual bits are exposed.	On their anniversary, Harry accepts Draco's gift of submission. However, Draco can't help but wonder whether or not his collar and leash are the right look.
And Yet [He] Lives	Photoshop, Pen,Tablet	Snape/Lupin	PG-13 ♥♥♥	Impending partial-bestiality in the Forbidden Forest, impending non/dub-con	On the night of a full moon, Snape ventures out to the Forbidden Forest to collect potion supplies. He was intending on it being a quick trip. Really. He was not, however, intending on running into Remus Lupin, who was supposed to have been dead. And yet he lives.
Punishment	Photoshop, Tablet	Snape/Draco	NC-17	Chibi-sex, supposed "non-con" bright colors.	Draco likes his punishment a little too much.
"Entertain Me"	collage, pen, Paint Shop	Snape/Harry	G/PG	Um... AU-ness? Otherwise, none.	Prince Severus is... fond... of the court's newest Jester.