Is more accurately, a white mutant werewolf who has a fetish for government bonds and travestites
LOL!!

I ♥♥♥ Babelfish. So, so much. Most of me really wants language technology to get better so that someday we can all have reliable language software, and be able to understand one another with all nuances and idioms in place... but part of me desperately wants to delay that as long as possible, just for the Babelfish gems :D :D :D