when the fandom keeps rolling in you don't ask questions...

::blink blink::

For the "Just when you think fandom/people can't get weirder" files:

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/861124.html

Excerpts:
I have never really understood why people were so eager to change the entire pureblood sentimentality, because there is not a shadow of a doubt in my mind that if I were in the wizarding world, I would share those Pureblood sentiments. The whole package. Purebloods are better than mudbloods.

Obviously, the prejudism against mudbloods is supposed to symbolize the prejudism in our world,

...

And prejudism isn't always heinous. Prejudism is not letting a ten year old near a stove; it's not letting your fourteen year old daughter date an eighteen year old boy; it's teaching your child not to talk to strangers.

I could quote more... but I won't.

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OK, I came across this fic the other day, the very first Marauder fic I've ever actually liked, even though the beginning was quite... creepy, frankly. But I grabbed funny quotes to share, intending to post a link to the fic if I finished it and still liked it... and utterly forgot the URL.

So, can anybody help me with this? It's SB/RL. I'm quite choked at having lost the link, because although I think Marauder fanfic is hands-down one of the coolest things to come out of the whole HP fandom, I've just never been able to get into it. And I've read some really good ones. They just don't really grab me, I guess. And the first one that really does, I go and lose. ::sigh::

Excerpts:

• He asked Sirius how you went about kissing someone, not so much for advice as to show off.
  ‘How th’fuck would I know?’
  ‘All that practicing with Moony-boy.’
  ‘Moony and I don’t kiss! Not on the lips anyway.’
  ‘Oh fuck. Sirius!’
  ‘I didn’t mean that! Well, okay, once, but –yack! Not to be repeated.’
  ‘I’ll have to remember that. Like it’s difficult. Oh that’s disgusting.’
  
  
• In the dormitory he sat Remus on the bed and tried again.
  Remus wasn’t amused. ‘No! No, that’s awful. You’re doing it wrong. There aren’t s’posed to be teeth! Teeth are for biting! Lips are for kissing.’
  ‘No, lips are for… being round the edge of your mouth and stuff.’
  
  
• Next day, Remus finally snapped whilst writing an essay for Potions, sitting on his bed, not even glancing up from his parchment to announce, ‘Sirius Black would like to inform the room that he is no longer a virgin.’
  He only relented when the eyes on him were too much. ‘Remus,’ Sirius accused.
  ‘Well you were obviously dying to; all that grinning and pacing.’
  ‘I thought I wasn’t allowed.’
  ‘I thought you didn’t like girls,’ Peter asked.
  James gently backhanded him across the forehead. ‘Don’t be a moron.’
  ‘Oh. Oh, I see. Yuck.’