hp_april_fools Week 2

Another week, another bunch of offerings from the Fools at April Fool's Fest! This is the fest where people work outside their normal field of expertise, so artists will write, writers will art, and those who can do both will... I dunno, stand on their heads or something. So go & give virtual hugs to those of us stretching our creative muscles where they're not used to going, and sitting funny for days afterwards ;)

And again, my ♥♥♥ only indicates stuff that caught my fancy for whatever reason, not necessarily a guarantee of The Best of the Best.

1. I Laugh In The Face of Danger, Sirius/Lily and James (or Sirius/Lily/James if you want to imagine James is about to join in) with cameos by Moaning Myrtle and the Giant Squid, R/NC-17
   Warnings/Kinks: naked bits and naked tits?
   Summary: Sirius shows his brave Gryffindor side to Lily in the Prefects Bath
   
   
2. Damn The Man!, Harry/Luna, Snape, PG-13
   Warnings/Kinks: Drinking, hand job against a wall in a club, voyeurism, exhibitionism, Harry in a skirt and boots, very tenuous connection of title to content (I tried, I really did! They wanted it to go this way, though, and I couldn't stop them), terrible art (for serious, it is photoshopped Barbies,
   I'm so sorry, I just can't draw at all), not canon
   Summary: Harry and Luna go to a (probably goth) club and get a little over excited, someone gets to watch. ♥♥♥
   
   
3. Be vewy, vewy quiet..., Harry/Severus, PG
   Warnings/Kinks: none
   Summary: 7 minutes in heaven.
   
   
4. Luna L. Lovegood - LEFTHANDED!, Luna Lovegood only, G ♥♥♥
   Warnings/Kinks: none
   
   
5. Imaginaaation, Fenrir, his mum, random people, and voyeur!Kingsley, PG-13
   Warnings/Kinks: sex, sillyness (sort of), masturbation, voyeurism
   Summary: When Fenrir's mum told him to "imagine his future for daddy," she didn't think he'd come up with what he did. Years later, Kingsley goes to visit everyone's favorite werewolf in his cell. What he sees surprises him, but what he doesn't see might excite him.
   
   
6. "I'm not brave in bed?", Harry/Snape, R
   Warnings/Kinks: Nudity
   Summary: Harry ventures into Slytherin territory.
   
   
7. Follow the Butterflies..., Luna/Draco, NC-17
   Warnings/Kinks: hair pulling
   Summary: Luna rides more than thestrals
   
   
8. About Last Night..., George/Lee, Ron, Neville, PG ♥♥♥
   Warnings/Kinks: Wheezes?
   Summary: "So should we tell them the Gurdyroots were stale and last night's batch of Hearts had no more effect than a placebo?"
   ::snigger:: "I vote we tell them tomorrow."