hp_aprilfools Week 4

OK, I'm not sure if the April Fools fest has officially come to an end or not, but three posts went up for April 30, so I'm going to assume it is :)

So. Go. Give some love to those of us who dared to go beyond our comfort zones, hoping to make our fellow fans laugh - with us or at us, made no diff ;)

1. Baby Got Back, Ron/Draco, R
   Warnings/Kinks: Erect (and burnt) cocks, images of ejaculation, full frontal nudity.
   Summary: Draco is instantly aroused by nudist Ron and his magnificent ginger buttocks.
   
   
2. I like chocolate milk, George, Ron (with cameo by wee!Fred), G ♥♥♥
   Warnings/Kinks: DH complaint so characters who are dead in canon are dead here.
   Summary: Even the little things remind George of what's he's lost.
   
   
3. I love your cream sauce, 5311 words, Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Hermione Granger if you blink, NC -17
   Warnings/Kinks: Smut, slash, crossing dressing, teacher/student, chan - 16, Desk sex, wall sex.
   Summary: Harry Potter has been cheeky to his Potions Master and he will sever a detention with Severus Snape that will not be soon forgotten.
   
   
4. Once. You. Scorpius/Rose, G ♥♥♥
   Warnings/Kinks:
   Summary: Sometimes Scorpius and Rose like to sneak out and play Knock-The-Other-Off-A-Broom. But sometimes they get distracted.
   
   
5. True Love , Charlie/Neville, PG-13 ♥♥♥
   Warnings/Kinks: None
   Summary: Two men sharing and intimate moment, thinking of the things they truly love: each other and... well, see for youself ;-)
   
   
6. Tender is the Night, Snarry, PG13 or R
   Warnings/Kinks: None
   Summary: Harry and Severus have a kind of quietly intense yet tender moment in bed (you can pretend if it's before or after any action starts!)
   
   
7. Accio Chocolate Hogwarts, Remus, Sirius, the giant squid, thestrals,G ♥♥♥
   Warnings/Kinks: May induce chocolate and or cake cravings :D
   Summary: :This cake is not a lie, it is chocolate.
   
   
8. I Could Do it in My Sleep, Ginny/Luna, R
   Warnings/Kinks: slight D/s, blindfolds, corsets, nudity, (implied) spanking.
   Summary: Ginny's been a bad. bad girl (Tsk, tsk!) - whatever will Luna do with her?
   
   
9. I made an early night.... Harry/Ron, NC-17
   Warnings/Kinks: cheese
   Summary: Ron has been away on a Dangerous Mission... absence makes the heart grow fondue, and Harry drags him straight off to bed… curd your enthusiasm, Harry - Caerphilly does it... still, of course they have a Gouda time… it was a Feta ccompli....
   
   
10. I don't believe in you, Neville Longbottom /Severus Snape, PG-13
    Warnings/Kinks: shirtless! teacher/student, viney plants
    Summary: Neville has ingested a magical plant that transformed his fear into lust, and plans to use the Devil's Snare to entrap the Potions Master. Severus is pretending he is elsewhere.
    
    
11. Hum Bug! Harry/Charlie, NC-17 (for teeny little peen!)
    Warnings/Kinks: sex toys!
    Summary: Ceiling Cat watches you fuck... And approves!
    
    
12. "Does my bum look big in this?", Harry/Draco, PG-13 ♥♥♥
    Warnings/Kinks: BDSM, Full frontal nudity, but no actual bits are exposed.
    Summary: On their anniversary, Harry accepts Draco's gift of submission. However, Draco can't help but wonder whether or not his collar and leash are the right look.
    
    
13. And Yet [He] Lives, Snape/Lupin, PG-13 ♥♥♥
    Warnings/Kinks: Impending partial-bestiality in the Forbidden Forest, impending non/dub-con
    Summary: On the night of a full moon, Snape ventures out to the Forbidden Forest to collect potion supplies. He was intending on it being a quick trip, really. He was not, however, intending on running into Remus Lupin, who was supposed to have been dead. And yet he lives.
    
    
14. Punishment, Snape/Draco, NC-17
    Warnings/Kinks: Chibi-sex, supposed "non-con" bright colors.
    Summary: Draco likes his punishment a little too much.
    
    
15. "Entertain Me"
    Snape/Harry, G/PG
    Warnings/Kinks: Um... AU-ness? Otherwise, none.
    Summary: Prince Severus is... fond... of the court's newest Jester.