Happy 31st Birthday Draco Malfoy!

Have a great day! Get together with friends, have an obscenely ostentatious birthday luncheon, take your adorable five-year old up on a broom, bask in the adoration of your lovely wife/handsome former nemesis & current lover/pool boy - or hey, all of 'em, if you're all so inclined - and try to think of ways to keep yourself happy so that you never, ever look like ( this )

Happy Birthday!

( Alternative image, for those who clicked on the above link and feel a tad traumatized )