You may be reading too much slash when...

[annafugazzi]

...your twelve year old mispronounces "heinous" and you have to censor yourself to not automatically tell him, "No sweetie, it rhymes with anus, not penis."

Comments

[phoenixphire09.livejournal.com]

Oh F*ck! That was too funny!

I have ages 6 and 2, and thankfully, nothing too bad has come out of either of their mouths... (I just give it time... :-)

[piratesmile331.livejournal.com]

*LOLOLOLOL* The only difference in my house is that my 13 year old daughter would have said what you were thinking of saying...

[nonajf.livejournal.com]

LOL! He would never forget the pronunciation again!

[daf9.livejournal.com]

I'm with nonajf - your first impulse would have guaranteed not only that HE'D never forget how to pronounce it but neither would his brother or their friends!

[rickey-a.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[fish-echo.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, yeah, perhaps a bit too much :)

[sjazzmreow.livejournal.com]

*snortlaugh*

[tree00faery.livejournal.com]

Heh, knowing me, I'd probably just say it without thinking and provide giggling material for a month. ^_^