::snort-laugh:: translates as ::снорт-sme1tes6 над::

OK, this is too much fun to not share. I'm supposed to be working away on Ember ch. 10 and my hd_worldcup fic and writing a paper, so of course what am I doing? Running bits and pieces of Bond in Russian through Altavista's Babel Fish Translation. See if you can figure out what the original English was.

1. Garry Potter
   
2. Drako Malfoy
   
3. Espozito
   
4. Pomfri
   
5. Dambldora
   
6. Pansi Parkinson
   
7. Minerva Of makGonagall
   
8. Nartsissa Of malfoy
   
9. Neville longbott
   
10. Severus Of sneyp
    
11. Remus lupine
    
12. Lyutsius Of malfoy

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OK, so those were pretty easy. How about these?

1. Germiona Of greyndzher
   
2. Bleyz Of zabini
   
3. Rhone of uizli
   
4. Of mendi It broklkherst
   
5. dynes
   
6. Simus
   
7. Dzhinni

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Right. Now some tougher ones:

1. ...that after features?
   
2. the voice Of malfoya overlapped others, slizerinets of villages in the bed.
   
3. no. There is no God,
   
4. the curse of knots, you, devils nedoumok.
   
5. Lyutsius was wrinkled and rocked by head.
   
6. We understand, that in the magglovskom peace there is a prejudice against the sexual relations between the people of one floor
   
7. To reach Garry physical and sincere sufferings - one of basic happiness in the life Of malfoya.
   
8. they try soak, it resembled, slowly rising from slizerintsa, and that limply nodded.
   
9. It is ridiculous. - in you hair tattered themselves, finally pronounced fight, villages slightly it were wrinkled.
   
10. Garry, we, the Emmas... we thought...

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BTW, just so nobody gets the wrong impression, this is not making fun of the Russian translation at all. As my Russian is entirely limited to Nyet, Da, Spasiba, Glasnost, and Stolichnaya, I can have no opinion on the quality of the translation. I just love the sublime ridiculousness of Babelfish :)