HP on LJ

So, we wondered: how would Snape use LJ?

Which leads to the question: how would any of them have used LJ, if it had been available at Hogwarts?

This is probably TMI, but I almost wet myself reading the link above. There's a sequel, too, as the above was Marauders-era only: Harry & co on LJ.

Fish-flavored yogurt

'k, can't not share this nugget of advice, from Blow Him Away, a very handy how-to book for aspiring fellators/fellatrices.

To swallow or not to swallow... that is the question. The sad truth is that cum can taste like anything from salty egg white to fish-flavored yogurt, neither of which appears in menus for a reason. If you simply can't stand the taste, take measures beforehand to circumvent the issue. You don't have to swallow, but you do have to be polite. Don't make your man feel like he has created something nasty or distasteful by getting up and running full speed to a sink, or by scrunching up your face like you just bit a rotting lemon. Keeping a couple of tissues handy to spit into should do the trick.


Incidentally, you know how Amazon always has a little "Click to look inside!" thingy next to the picture of book covers? Bit of a "fail" going on for this one:

( Inside? )

Um... no thanks.